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MY MEMORABLE PLIGHT

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AFTER CLASS "PRINTING" EXPERIENCE WITH A BEAUTIFUL RUSSIAN GIRL


So I'd been in Russia for a couple of months and I could only boast of just a hand full of Russian girls. That's sooooo "gross" or lemme say a disgrace to all my "boys" who have been looking up to me 😆😆😆😆😆 This really got to me cos whereas my mates like Steve, Zaid,Mustapha etc were getting and changing girls day in day out, I was still here with my 1 "REAL" Russian girl who later on got me disappointed and discouraged when I realized she smokes. IT WAS A KILLER BLOW MEHN 👊👊👊. I thought to myself "ei, so I'm gonna lose Dee?". I just had two options: to either let her go or try advising her to stop that habit. Hmmmmmmmmmmm
So, all these "motivated" me to up my game and also come out with strategies to "ron" or talk to Russian girls, get acquainted and possibly date them. OH YES, DATE THEM. I wanna get a "colour television" in m…

THE DECEMBER PARTY SERIES PART II

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NEW STUDENTS’ PARTY [ International Church, Saratov ]


ANOTHER PARTY AGAIN????? Hmmmmmmmm
Everything about and concerning this party was against me 😢😢😢: 
I had a class on that particular day, the party was to start an hour before I close from school and also I hadn’t gotten acquainted with lots of people in the church especially the new students. I only knew King Sowah who was my mate in Senior High School, Gabriel from Namibia and a couple of my Ghanaian peeps.
On the day of the party, my class was late afternoon to 18:00 and the party was to start at 17:00. This time around I didn’t want to miss class at all [I’d become a “kobolor” or truant for quite too long 😂😂😂] so I devised a plan and that was to miss the 2nd period of Russian Grammar Class. I would just disappear during smoking break. So I just took one of my best clothes, ironed and hanged it. Also got my jeans and sneakers well cleaned and ready. I just wanted to look dapper and 😚😚😚😚
So I told a couple of my mates about my…